Oh my Lord! I really hope I didn’t mean to give you a heart attack. Please forgive me Father dear.

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Dumb dog. Let’ see if he’ll be able to catch this one when he can’t see it coming.

I like you, so I’m going to sniff your butt and if you like me back you get a whiff of what my butt smells like too.

I was saying, she has quite the huge potential from where I’m standing.

Hey dude, want to try walking on water for a change?

Yo! Hold this for me while I take a photo really quick. I need to look punk.

Does my mane look as good as yours?

“I Donald John Trump do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United Stat…” Loud bang!

Mom, Dad, I want a baby brother. Do the storks still deliver?

Well, well, well, what do we have here? I have not seen this one before. Where does it come from?

Don’t you dare touch that vase. I was not ignoring you last night.

Here’s your drink. Have a lovely evening ma’am, don’t forget to tip.